29th April 2016 in Uncategorised

THE PITFALLS OF  WORKING WITH A SOCIAL MEDIA SUPERSTAR

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My colleague is Scott is famous.

He hasn’t been on TV or the radio, he hasn’t been on XFactor, I’m A Celebrity or Britain’s Got Talent. He hasn’t brought out a CD or even made speeches to large groups of people.

But he is a famous.

Scott is a Social Media Guru.

1st March 2016 in Uncategorised

SEARCHING YOUR FAMILY TREE? SOMETIMES IT IS LIKE SEARCHING IN A FOREST, IN THE DARK, AT NIGHT, WITHOUT A TORCH, WEARING A BLINDFOLD.

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The conversation with my mum went something like this…..

ME: “Mum, would you help me do my family tree?

MUM: “No”

That was about it. Silence. A tumbleweed rolled past mums coffee table.

Mum continued watching a man eating a kangaroos bottom on “I’m a celebrity get me out of here”.

I didn’t push it. It was the answer I had expected.

1st February 2016 in Uncategorised

STANDING STONES IMPRESS ME SO MUCH. I THINK THEY WERE SOME KIND OF ANCIENT FOLK FESTIVAL WHERE PREHISTORIC FOLKIES WOULD ENTERTAIN EACH OTHER.

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Louise and I recently visited Avebury Henge in Wiltshire, which must be one Britain’s truly wonderful sites.

I think it is more impressive than Stonehenge because you can actually walk around the stones and touch them. Some of the stones weigh about 40 tons and they cover over 28 acres. Originally there was about 100 stones but now there are only 27 stones left standing (I don’t know why there is less now, someone must of stole them) but it is still wonderfully impressive.

24th January 2016 in Uncategorised

I FOUND A 78 RECORD IN MY LOFT – IT WAS RECORDED BY MY GREAT GREAT GRANDDAD. HE WAS A RUBBISH SINGER!

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I have just come down from my loft and discovered loads of old 78 records and newspapers relating to my my Great-Granddad, Corporal Arthur Bates.

Arthur was a musician and performed various concerts to soldiers in the First World War. He was a sort of comedy folk singer songwriter and he entertained the troops with his own witty songs.  I have found about 20 such 78’s in my loft.*

1st December 2015 in Uncategorised

AS I FELL OFF MY ROOF, I REMEMBER THINKING… “LOUISE IS GOING TO KILL ME”. AFTER MY FALL I DEVELOPED A FEAR OF DOCTORS. MY HYPNOTHERAPIST SAID I SHOULD THINK OF THEM AS GIRAFFES.

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Every now and again I visit an Hypnotherapist. His name is Peter Delves and he helps me with the “Issues” I occasionally have. I have to admit I am in two minds about Peter. Is he a top bloke? Or, has he actually hypnotised me to think that he is a top bloke? Maybe he has hypnotised me into writing about him?

I first went to see him after falling off  my roof. (It was actually more of a Lean-Two. About 9 feet high and 50 feet wide – but it was high enough). It was a busy old day. It was Louise’s birthday, and Matthew was playing in a football cup final and we wanted to get there on time.