Bill's Blog

Welcome to Bill Bates website

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I love to perform my songs at folk clubs, folk festivals and at house parties. I sing a mixed set of funny songs and serious songs. My objective is to entertain and have some fun and hopefully you will enjoy yourself at the same time.

I call myself a Dyxsluxic Song Writer, which just about sums me up. I go wrong every now and again but I keep smiling.

I am not as good a songwriter as Steve Knightley (Show of Hands) and not as funny as Keith Donnelly.  I thought I’d let you know this to manage your expectations!

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Gigging

Kevin Costner Was Very lucky to Have People Turn Up To His Corn Field

Gig

“Build it and they will come”. Fields of Dreams

In the 1989 movie the lead character played by Kevin Costner strolls about his crop field and he hears a voice saying “If you build it, he will come”. After having visions he builds a baseball field and miraculously he gets loads of people turn up to watch the game he had arranged.  And all this was without Twitter, Facebook or a website.

However….. putting on a gig is not like this!

If you want people to turn up to your gig, you need to tell people about it. People won’t come unless you tell them.

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Gigging

How To Construct Your Set List? Start At The End

Set list

Performing as part of the Harvey Duo, Alan Harvey and I once spent ages before a gig deciding in what order to play our songs. Just for fun, on this one occasion, we agreed to perform our songs in strict alphabetical order starting with Another Cup Of Coffee by Mike & The Mechanics. It worked perfectly until we got to end the gig. We couldn’t think of a decent finisher ending with the letter Z!

What is the best way to construct a set list? We started from the end and work backwards!

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Heathcote Studio

Heathcote studio

“Heathcote Studio record artists on an invitation only basis. They are usually world famous “A” List celebrities like, but not including, Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, John Lennon, David Bowie and people like them. Many have recorded here but we don’t say who.”

Heathcote Studio is a small specialist recording studio based in Leamington Spa, Warwickshire UK.  It almost (but not) impossible to book a session at the studio. Heathcote Studio record solo singer-songwriters live as well as voice over meditations, relaxation CDs, mindfulness voice-overs, hypnotherapy scripts as well as audio books

Tea, coffee, and milk are supplied. You would need to bring your own sugar.

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As I fell off my roof, I remember thinking, “Louise is going to kill me!”.

Falling

Every now and again I visit an Hypnotherapist. His name is Peter Delves and he helps me with the “Issues” I occasionally have. I have to admit I am in two minds about Peter. Is he a top bloke? Or, has he actually hypnotised me to think that he is a top bloke? Maybe he has hypnotised me into writing about him?

I first went to see him after falling off  my roof. (It was actually more of a Lean-Two. About 9 feet high and 50 feet wide – but it was high enough). It was a busy old day. It was Louise’s birthday, and Matthew was playing in a football cup final and we wanted to get there on time.

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