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Here are are a few
of Bills comedy songs ...
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Mexican Flu Song
"I woke up one morning feeling terrible
with flu-like symptoms. The first thing I looked for was a pen to write about it."
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Mars
Bar
Song
"The Mars Bar song was
written after I got invited to a house party. Everything was going
fine until people started taking off their clothes.
It was a bit of a
shock and four hours I insisted on leaving. As soon as I got home I wrote
The Mars Bar Party song." |
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Caravan
Song "This is
a song written about my family's attempts to go on holiday in our little
caravan. Unfortunately, every time we went on holiday it either poured down
with rain, snowed or there was a hurricane directly over our campsite. I wrote this song one particularly wet
Monday afternoon in a force-9 gale half way up a cliff in Devon." |
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Car Boot Song
"This song came about after I was forced
to sell my children's toys at a car boot sale to
help pay the bills. This was fine until Louise decided to bring our 2 young
children along to see "daddy in his shop". Matthew was very impressed that I
had a new toy shop but Sarah was very sceptical. "I have a bunny like this at
home" she said, "and it is very, very similar to this one!" Sarah is 22 now and still occasionally brings
this up in conversation at the dinner table."
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Martha
"This song is about a mature lady I
know who found true love on an on-line dating site. He wasn't actually 100%
as he had described himself - but then again - neither was she!"."
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Pull Back the Covers
I
wrote Pull Back the Covers after working at Butlins Minehead. I
tried very hard to make my happy campers very happy. It was
amazing how happy some women became after I gave them a tour of
the holiday camp and the staff quarters." |
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